Description
Evil (yes, that Evil) has been very clear.
After months of attitude from our very own sassy turtle, he finally snapped:
“Why is there no World Turtle Day® merch with me on it?”
So… we fixed that.
Introducing the 2 Evil Moon design. A very serious, very important special release inspired by a certain iconic “3 wolf moon” energy, but upgraded with double the Evil. Because one just wasn’t enough.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee, this shirt comes with that soft, broken-in feel right out of the box. The relaxed fit and thick 6.1 oz cotton make it an easy go-to, while the vintage-style dye gives each piece its own slightly unique look.
Wear it while plotting.
Wear it while judging humans.
Wear it while shellebrating World Turtle Day® on May 23.
Durable, comfortable, and undeniably chaotic, this tee is for anyone who appreciates a little attitude with their turtle advocacy. Available in multiple colors and sizes, but fair warning: Evil already thinks he’s the main character.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavy 6.1 oz fabric for durable comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture
– Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity and cleaner lines
– Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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