2 Evil Moon Plush 50″x60″ Blanket

Description

Evil is back. And no, he’s still not over it.

After demanding his own World Turtle Day® merch (loudly, repeatedly, and with attitude), he has now expanded his list of complaints to include… blankets.

So here it is.
The 2 Evil Moon velveteen plush blanket. Because apparently, Evil also needs to be “featured in a soft goods category.”

This medium-weight blanket is ridiculously soft with a velvety feel that actually makes it hard to put down. The design is printed in vivid detail on one side, featuring Evil in all his moonlit, slightly unhinged glory. It drapes easily over a couch, your shoulders, or wherever you plan on relaxing while being silently judged.

Perfect for:
Late-night scrolling
Stargazing (while Evil stares back)
Reading something you pretend is educational
Or just staying warm during your World Turtle Day® shellebration on May 23

Durable stitching keeps everything clean and intact through regular use, but let’s be honest, Evil expects this to be treated like a throne accessory.

Soft. Cozy. Slightly chaotic.
Just how he likes it.

Product features
– 100% polyester (or 83% polyester / 17% spandex option) for a soft, durable finish
– Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) with extra-soft velveteen feel
– High-detail, vibrant one-side print for rich colors and clear artwork
– Double-needle topstitch on all seams for long-lasting durability
– Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product